6:00 Live from the Red Carpet on E! is on TV. The live feed is on my computer. I feel overwhelmed. It may be a disaster. I'll try to do the best I can. Come back often for updates.
6:08 You know, perhaps two hours before the ceremony starts is a little early to start. It's been on for 8 minutes and no one has showed up yet.
6:11 People from 'The Good Wife' just appeared from out of a spinning giant bottle of champagne. It's gonna be that kind of night...
6:13 Finally, first spotting of someone and it's...Octavia Spencer from The Help. I guess it could be worse. At least she's a nominee.
6:18 An E exclusive, Suri from '30 Rock' is engaged. Try to contain your excitement. Her fiance looks 12 and a foot shorter than her. Well, we're off to a good start...
6:22 Glenn Close sighting! Sorry, Julianna Margulies. You just aren't holding my attention
6:25 Octavia and Josh Hopkins from 'Cougartown' are friends and came together? That's an odd pairing, but I approve.
6:31 The feed has just informed us that today is Oprah's birthday. But, who can concentrate on such news when Ashlee Simpson (what's she doing there?) is talking about her favorite haircut. Short and blonde for those of you who care. Which is no one.
6:33 Armie Hammer...with really bad slicked-back, duck flip hair in the back. He looked better in his mug shot.
6:38 They just showed a clip of Brad Pitt on an episode of 'Dallas' from 1988. Patrick Duffy said he directed the episode. Brad kinda looks the same...
6:47 Ross is talking about Beaches with Mayim Bialik. I love it. She doesn't seem that eager to talk about it saying it was back in 1989. The Beaches soundtrack was the first cassette tape I remember owning. Give me some inside info, Mayim!
6:51 Viola Davis looks great in a white Marchesa but her deep voice and laugh are throwing me off.
6:52 My friend just text saying that Nick Nolte looks like Father Christmas. I haven't seen him yet but hope he's wearing a fur trimmed red suit.
6:56 I'm getting a Princess Leia as Jabba the Hut's slave girl vibe from Kristen Wiig. Perhaps its the chocker that takes up her entire neck. But her impression of Kris Jenner was fun.
6:58 Matthew Lillard looks so old. He played teenagers through his early 30's and suddenly age has caught up with him.
7:00 Jonah Hill gained back all the weight he lost. He's talking about how he thought the people at E were rude when they were surprised about his Oscar nomination. But, I mean, Jonah- think about it. You just got an Oscar nomination and you've appeared in a film where you couldn't stop drawing dicks on things. Isn't exactly the start of a career that gets Oscar nominations...
7:13 Melissa McCarthy's husband (from Bridesmaids) looks like a child molester. Loved how she avoided a high five by turning it into a handshake.
7:18 Colin Hanks sounds exactly like his dad.
7:28 Does anyone really believe that George Clooney and Stacy Keibler are actually dating? This is the most fake PR manufactured relationship.
7:31 E just incorrectly identified Ellie Kemper on the red carpet as Grizz Chapman from '30 Rock'. Nothing like a lady named Grizz...
7:36 Guiliana and Jane Lynch just juggled together. They should take that show on the road!
7:42 Will Meryl ever stop wearing the same style of dress? Her hair always looks so messy. She's really subdued due to an illness.
7:44 Diana Agron from 'Glee' had a Heidi braid wrapped around her head and then apparently took a day long nap to achieve just the right amount of disheveled. She and Meryl Streep must share a hair stylist.
7:48 Maya Rudolph and Gwyneth Paltrow went to grade school together! How fun. Ross asked if they ate pizza rolls together. Somehow I feel like Gwyneth has never eaten a pizza roll ever. Even when she was a child.
7:54 Brad Pitt just spoke about in Moneyball when his daughter sings a song for him. That was a part of the film that took me out of the story. She sings a song that she supposedly wrote, but it's a song by a singer named Lenka. The film is set in the early 2000's yet Lenka wrote it in like 2007. Somehow his daughter went into the future and stole the song and made it her own.
7:58 We end the Red Carpet with Angie in a leather (?) darped dress. She wants us to travel the world and find out who we are. I will Angie, thanks!