Tai: Break me off a piece of that!
Cher: Survey says?
Dionne: Puny. I like em big.
Tai: You know what, I don't care either way. Oh, just as long as his you-know-what isn't crooked.
I really hate that.
Dionne: Shh, don't scare her.
Tai: Why? What's wrong?
Dionne: Cher is saving herself for Luke Perry.
Tai: Cher, you're a virgin?!?
Dionne: Besides, the PC term is: hymenly challenged.
Cher: I am just not interested in doing it until I meet the right person. You see how picky I am about
my shoes and they only go on my feet.
Cher: You're one to talk, Di.
Tai: Oh, wait a minute here. Wait. I thought, like, you and Murray were...
You know what I mean.
Tai: Oh, God...
Tai: They're playing our song. You know, the one Elton and I danced to...Rollin' with the Homies...
Tai: I'm sorry. (Starts banging head on table)
Cher (V.O.): I could tell Tai's grieving period would be considerable. Unless I found someone to
take Elton's place right away.